" boob tube "

 [ "boob tube" ]

1: A slang term for television.

  * e.g.,  ... “Parents complain about the quality of the shows but don't prevent their children from gluing themselves to the boob tube” (David Owen) 

 [ "boob tube" ]

1: 1) American slang (circa 1980) for the television, and serving as a bargaining tool by parents in disciplining their children, who referred to the time wasted watching it, and lowering their IQ too, hence "boob tube"

  * e.g.,  ... Turn that boob tube off and do your homework! 

 [ "boob tube" ]

1: The new opiate of the people. A electronic box containing a video screen and a speaker, watched by millions of cretins too lazy to go out and get a life. Boob tube watchers get a bad case of half-closed eyes and half-open mouths.

  * e.g.,  ... If you watch too much boob tube, you will end up looking like Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel. 

 [ "boob tube" ]

1: television. Negative connotation.

  * e.g.,  ... I see you're watching the boob tube again. Don't you think 6 hours of t.v. watching is enough for one day? 

 [ "boob tube" ]

1: very skimpy piece of material covering a chicks tits, giving easy access to said tits to anyone so wishing

  * e.g.,  ... Sally likes wearing boob tubes because she likes to show off her rack. 

 [ "boob tube" ]

1: the space in between ones boobs where you can fit a penis

  * e.g.,  ... aww man i so totally would lick her boob tube 

 [ "Boob Tube" ]

1: Television

  * e.g.,  ... Can you turn on the Boob Tube 

 [ "Boob Tube" ]

1: A party involving lesbians floating on the Rio Grande with little more than their innertubes, sunscreen, and a cooler of well-chilled beer.

  * e.g.,  ... The worst day on a Boob Tube is better than any day working. 

 [ "Boob tube" ]

1: Why the fuck are you looking up boo tube, did you think you were going to find boobs, you pervert

  * e.g.,  ... A boob tube is a television 

 [ "Boob tube" ]

1: Porn on T.V. Like playboy or penthouse.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim was watching the good old boob tube again tonight's special playmates on playboy.